Oh no. NOOOOOO. WHYYYY?!?! OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, OR…AT THIS PARTY…WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE RACHEL WEISZ, THE OTHER GEORGE CLOONEY TO ME?!?!?! *Sniff, sniff. And the award *tear* for worst make-up of the night *blow noisily into handkerchief* goes to…Rachel Weisz *sob very loudly and violently until body looks as if it’s going into seizures and someone has to come over and secure me down with a straight jacket, where I then stomp and scream like a little girl ‘Why, why why?!?!?’
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