Saturday, August 15, 2009

Lauren Conrad

Wait…haven’t we seen this before?


Whoa. What is this LC? I just don’t get it. I’ve never liked you very much (I’m just putting it frankly), but really, what happened to those days at Teen Vogue? I mean, at least there you dressed nicely. You just look…nehhh. Your hair is in dire need of both a dye touch-up and BIG TIME trim, as well as your dress. Yeah, especially your dress that you probably have in twenty-something colors. I bet if Yao Ming lifted you up five feet off the ground, your skirt would still be dragging. See that purple stuff on the bottom? That’s from dragging it behind in the Grapefruit soda spill. Do us a favor; HEM IT.

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