Kirsten Dunst

I like this.

From the neck down and crotch up. I think that dress is wickedly cool and belongs in an art show. But those shoes look like something that belongs in Star Trek: The Adventures of Porn Planet and her make-up is looking like Evan Rachel Woods’. That eyeliner is certainly more than Captain Sparrow wears on any day, and that’s even more blush than I’ve ever seen on Sienna Miller. And that’s saying something. Point is, I think I would’ve given this a thumbs up. But then Kirsten had to go ruin it by adding that make-up and those shoes. In situations like this, my sister and I often sing a special song we made up to show our (un)appreciation: way to go _____, way to go! *clap clap*. So in this case it would be:

Way to go kirsten, way to go! *clap clap.*