Well. Um. Hiya…Kirsten. Long time, no see. Eye contact, eye contact. What? No, I didn’t say anything. I hope her sparkles and feathers don’t come to life and attack me. Huh? No, I don’t hear anything. Nope. Not a thing. What do I think of your dress? Well, quite honestly…it’s a…um…ALRIGHT I CONFESS. IT LOOKS LIKE IT CAME FROM A DRAG QUEEN SHOW OF ANASTASIA COMPLETE WITH RUSSIA’S NATIONAL BIRD SEWED INTO YOUR SHOULDRES AND LIKE IT GOT ELECTROCUTED BY LIGHTNING AND IT’S HAVING A FOURTH OF JULY PARTY ON YOUR SKIRT AND I CAN’T SEE YOUR EYEBROWS.
What? Who said that? Honestly, some people just can’t shut their mouths.
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