I’m so glad to see you’ve gone back to normal. I’m willing to forgive that Met Ball incident so long as you don’t bring it up. Because here, you just look STUNNING.
Oh no. NOOOOOO. WHYYYY?!?! OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, OR…AT THIS PARTY…WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE RACHEL WEISZ, THE OTHER GEORGE CLOONEY TO ME?!?!?! *Sniff, sniff. And the award *tear* for worst make-up of the night *blow noisily into handkerchief* goes to…Rachel Weisz *sob very loudly and violently until body looks as if it’s going into seizures and someone has to come over and secure me down with a straight jacket, where I then stomp and scream like a little girl ‘Why, why why?!?!?’
I'll be very thankful for any complements or praises I receive from readers, but please, understand that I did NOT come up with this idea. This is completely inspired and dedicated to the Fugging Girls (gofugyourself.com) who originated this idea a while ago. If you're looking for even more laughs, go check them out, because I roll around on the floor dying from laughter after one post by them. But for now, please enjoy yourselves here!