Miley Cyrus

Quite honestly, I'm through with crticizing her. I'm more curious to see where she's going with this and what she's going to end up like in 10 years.

Taylor Momsen

YAWN.

That’s right, Li’l J. I just YAWNED at you. I’m getting BORED with you. Your craziness and so called ‘rebel-ness’ is just getting BORING. Mmhmm, I no longer find you a worthy subject anymore. Until you do something TRULY remarkable (such as going down the good path like Blake Lively or going down the bad path like Lady Gaga), I think I’m going to be yawning at you from now on.

Demi Lavato

Alright, this is officially the most worn dress of the ages. Rihanna, it looked cool on. Paris, it was okay on. But Demi Lavato? What is she, twelve? No! She should not be wearing dresses that 20-something year olds are wearing! Don’t turn into Miley Cyrus! You’re actually semi-adorable on that tv show of yours, Sonny With A…Luck? Fortune? Ahh, whatever it is. GAH! And look at the shoes she’s wearing! Those are like, the official hooker shoes of the ages! Why?! How?! Demi, why can’t you be more like (can’t believe I’m saying this) Selena for once, and just pretend you’re a pretty little princess with magical ponies? The name of your movie has the word ‘princess’ in it. So why can’t you dress more like one instead of…this?

Emma Roberts

What the...oh god.

Can somebody please explain to my why Emma Roberts was even invited to this in the first place?!?! No, go back even further- why is she even famous anymore? What has she done lately?! I don’t even want to look at this. That bright blue satin mess in the background is a lot more pleasing to look at than this. THIS fire-engine red, complete with the same fabric fire men’s coats are made out of and probably fire-tolerant too fiasco is just bad. And those little circles are all probably secret little disks that when thrown, knock down your worst enemy. Those have to be true, because those are the only reasons I can think of why she would wear this.

Miley Cyrus

BWAHAHAHAHA. YESSSSSSS. IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING! Miley Cyrus is getting choked to death by an unknown species of giant furry caterpillar!!! YESSS. YESSSSSSS!!!!

Miley Cyrus

AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA, YESSSS!!!!!

NOT EVEN MONIQUE LHUILLERE CAN MAKE MILEY CYRUS LOOK GOOD!!!! MWAHAHAHAHHA!!!! THIS JUST MADE MY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Taylor Momsen

OH MY GOD TAYLOR MOMSEN.

I think I just puked a little. Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, PLEASE do us all a favor and: a.) get a haircut (an entirely different, brand new one) and b.) stop thinking that you’re cool enough to get away with rock n’ roll hipster choices like these. YOU’RE NOT. YOU’RE FOURTEEN. MY AGE. I STILL WEAR CUTE LITTLE AMERICAN EAGLE AND MACY’S. STOP DRESSING LIKE A WHORISH FORTY YEAR OLD.

*On a Side Note: Yes, I now realize that I spelled Michelle Tratchenberg's name wrong and completely hacked it up. Unfortunately for me, that name is now embedded as a lable/tag, so I won't be able to change it. UGH, stupid me.*