“How’s it hanging, bros? This is Mandy, and guess what I’ve got for you, motherbleepers? That’s right, a brand, spankin’ new, ALBUM. THAT’S RIGHT, BITCHES. MANDY’S NEW PUNK ROCK ALBUM. I’m goin’ in a whole new direction. Forget the old Mandy; she’s DEAD. AIN’T NEVER COMIN’ BACK. THIS THE NEW MANDY. THE PUNK ASS BITCH MANDY. YEAHHHHHHHH. Check it. I even got the new look. This my new leather jacket. I named him TED. I stole TED at a bar in New Jersey. YEAHHHHH, THAT’S RIGHT BITCHES, I DRINK. I do beer. I go to bars. It’s all part of my new image, man! Better watch it. ‘Cause the new Mandy is even BETTA’ THAN EVA BEFORE. CHECK IT.”
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