Mischa Barton

Alright, so I’m not denying it: I’m really lazy this evening so while I’m flipping through my stash of new celeb photos, I let most of them pass just because I’m too much of a lazy-ass to write anything about them. But when I saw this beauty, I knew I couldn’t let it slip away:

So, apparently Mischa Barton was attacked by the psyschopathic, black, evil, scary Spider-man on her way out of her apartment. Those web marks are SURE to leave an odd tan line from all the flashing bulbs the next morning. Although, why Spiderman would even waste time on making an already sure-fire flop even worse, I’m not sure.