Rachel Bilson

Well, this is very entertaining. Don’t get me wrong, I actually find that dress very cute. I’d it wear for say, a first date or something. It has a cute retro quality to it and makes me want to rent The Notebook again and weep over Ali’s and Noah’s passionate relationship and whine over how pretty Rachel McAdams is. Now those shoes however, make me want to rent a war movie, Platoon for instance, and do crunches and push-ups while watching Charlie Sheen bumble his way through the jungle, and enjoy the short, if not miniscule, parts with Johnny Depp. Put these two movies together and what do you get? Well, I get Ali breaking up with Noah and getting together with Charlie Sheen, except then he gets sent off to war but Ali sneaks on a plane to go with him except then she’s put in mortal danger and Willem Dafoe jumps in front of her to save her and is shot to death and does that famous throw-arms-up-in-the-air death scene and Ali realizes Charlie Sheen isn’t her knight in shining armor and it turns out Noah also followed the plane so he could keep watch on her and the two make-up and kiss passionately on the battle field right as a nuclear explosion goes off in the background. Oh yes, I know; how romantic. Obviously, you can see these two movies are not meant to be together, just like this dress and those shoes.