Beyonce

When I first saw this, I thought it was Fergie. Which is totally to be expected, since this mystery woman has curls and takes a completely nonsensical fashion cue like Fergie. If this were Fergie however, I would find this to be an improvement for her. The jumpsuit, although a jumpsuit, is not completely hopeless, and although those shoes will leave potentially the weirdest sunburn on the face of the planet, they have promise of being totally radically mid-blowingly AWESOME and show off her cute neon pink toe-nail polish. But then I realized, this is Beyonce.

And that just completely ruined it for me.