Heidi Klum

Now Heidi, I don’t know what this is, but I do know it’s not good:


First rule of clothe: polka dots and stripes? Usually not a good match. Especially when it involves stripes that resemble prison uniform and a polka-dotted shirt with oddly placed cut outs and sleeves that resemble a flying squirrels’. Unless you plan on jumping off a building to tackle the designer from 100 feet above to punish him for designing this for you. Then you’re excused.