Taylor Momsen

YAWN.

That’s right, Li’l J. I just YAWNED at you. I’m getting BORED with you. Your craziness and so called ‘rebel-ness’ is just getting BORING. Mmhmm, I no longer find you a worthy subject anymore. Until you do something TRULY remarkable (such as going down the good path like Blake Lively or going down the bad path like Lady Gaga), I think I’m going to be yawning at you from now on.

Taylor Momsen

HOLY SHIT.

Literally on the Holy. Does anyone know where she is? Let’s give a few suggestions, shall we? A.) the mall b.) church c.) hell, for wearing that to church or d.) GO DIE. The correct answers would be: b, c, and d for a few. Yes folks, Taylor Momsen, fifteen years old, is going to CHURCH. DRESSED AS A HOOKER. I've let past ensembles slip past my eye even though she always dresses WAAAAAAAY to old for her age, but this is just going too far. Taylor: YOU’RE GOING TO FREAKING CHURCH. THE PLACE WHERE YOU WORSHIP. THE PLACE YOU PRAY. THE PLACE YOU PAY RESPECTS FOR GOD. WHO’S GOING TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY WEARING THAT?!?!?!

Taylor Momsen

OH MY GOD TAYLOR MOMSEN.

I think I just puked a little. Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, PLEASE do us all a favor and: a.) get a haircut (an entirely different, brand new one) and b.) stop thinking that you’re cool enough to get away with rock n’ roll hipster choices like these. YOU’RE NOT. YOU’RE FOURTEEN. MY AGE. I STILL WEAR CUTE LITTLE AMERICAN EAGLE AND MACY’S. STOP DRESSING LIKE A WHORISH FORTY YEAR OLD.

*On a Side Note: Yes, I now realize that I spelled Michelle Tratchenberg's name wrong and completely hacked it up. Unfortunately for me, that name is now embedded as a lable/tag, so I won't be able to change it. UGH, stupid me.*