Sunday, September 6, 2009

Sienna Miller

Well, um.


Sienna, I get that you’re proud of your G.I. Joe movie and all that and you can now afford to buy crazy expensive things, but come on.

Really?

This, this…glitzy, glamorized, concoction of a thing, this is just too much. I mean…can I just say three words?

Bling. Cheetah. Spots.

Doesn’t that really explain it all? Or will you get angry with me because they’re actually giraffe spots? Sienna! This is not okay! I can’t tell where your pants end and your shoes start! This entire looks reminds me of Mickey Rooney on crack at a Flava’ Flav cranked out party. All that’s missing is the blue shades. Well, at least your director’s got happy thoughts about this:

Now we’ll just get even better promotion!

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