And everything had been going so well. Julianne, you can't simply take your bed sheets and wrap them around yourself in a geisha-like toga like a kid in a ghost costume on Halloween. It just can't be done.
Showing posts with label why why WHY???. Show all posts
Showing posts with label why why WHY???. Show all posts
Friday, September 18, 2009
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Rachel McAdams
Ughhhh; Rachel, why do you DO this to me?!
This is not flattering at ALL. Your arms look a lot shorter than they should, your curves are unfortunately completely hidden by that potato sack, and it's not even CUTE. I mean, it's kinda alright when people where clothes that are unflattering but the actual idea is really cool, but this is just BAD. Whoever told you it was okay to wear Eric Bana's night shirt has it out for you. Please; but on a nice, cute dress and flouce around and smile with that pretty grin of yours. You can't DO this to me.
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Rachel McAdams
Oh, Rachel:
I believe there are some truly beautiful people in the world (this is all going for looks wise, mind you) and I think Rachel McAdams is one of them. I mean, dude. She's just gorgeous. Hey, silence the disagreement that's about to exit your opening jaw and don't you dare try and contradict me; you know it, and I know it, and so does everyone else who saw The Notebook. She is just too PRETTY. So it really pains me to see her like this.
I believe there are some truly beautiful people in the world (this is all going for looks wise, mind you) and I think Rachel McAdams is one of them. I mean, dude. She's just gorgeous. Hey, silence the disagreement that's about to exit your opening jaw and don't you dare try and contradict me; you know it, and I know it, and so does everyone else who saw The Notebook. She is just too PRETTY. So it really pains me to see her like this.
I mean, I saw the Sherlock Holmes trailer today as I watched Harry Potter for the second time with my sister and I liked it. I think she looks great and pretty in it (I also might add that I think Jude Law looks insanely hot in it). In fact, she usually look great and pretty in general. And I don’t even have a huge problem with this ensemble. No; her shirt -- though a bit lose, I’ll say – is, um, interesting, she can carry off the skinny pants, and her shoes are COVET. But I just get the feeling you didn’t even try. Her hair is a frightly mess. That’s right, I just made up that word. But really. I can’t believe she would do this to not only me, but herself. PLEASE RACHEL MCADAMS -- YOU’RE SO PRETTY. PLEASE, DO US ALL A FAVOR IN THIS WORLD AND JUST SHOW IT OFF. I NEEEEEEEEEED YOUR PRETTINESS!!!
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