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Showing posts with label Katy Perry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Katy Perry. Show all posts
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Katy Perry
What is this? A jumpsuit, made of SATIN, in bright bright bright blue, with wallpaper flowers? Katy Perry?! What are you, auditioning for The Genie of Honolulu?! ARE YOU BLIND?! ARE YOU NOT AWARE OF HOW ATROCIOUS THIS IS?
Oh, haha, wait. This is Katy Perry. She always does things like this. Sighhhhh. I really need to get used to this.
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Kristen Bell & Katy Perry
Today, we have two cases of ‘Nothing-in-this-outfit-matches-with-other-things-in-this-outfit’ syndrome. I’ll start with the easier to handle:
Kristen Bell. You should be really adorable. And yet you’re not. I just don’t get it. Just…nothing goes together in this. Not your shoes, your belt, your necklace, your candy-striped bag, or your cloudy sky dress. Did your stylist really add all these non-matching accessories to this? I just can’t believe it. Just why why why why WHY.
Next: Katy Perry.
Although, I should hardly be surprised by this. She never matches, it’s just a fact. If you looked Katy Perry up in the dictionary, it’d say ‘un-matchiness’ (right next to ‘kooky’ and ‘neurotic’ of course). But really, this doesn’t even look like she tried. Her dress looks like it’s spewing her innards, she’s wearing librarian tights (as I call them, since those are the tights I find most of the librarians I know wear) and shoes, that although cute, don’t do anything. At least she puts some effort into her other outfits, y’know? At least she tries to be kooky and neurotic and un-matchy. This is just a huge let-down for me.
Kristen Bell. You should be really adorable. And yet you’re not. I just don’t get it. Just…nothing goes together in this. Not your shoes, your belt, your necklace, your candy-striped bag, or your cloudy sky dress. Did your stylist really add all these non-matching accessories to this? I just can’t believe it. Just why why why why WHY.
Next: Katy Perry.
Although, I should hardly be surprised by this. She never matches, it’s just a fact. If you looked Katy Perry up in the dictionary, it’d say ‘un-matchiness’ (right next to ‘kooky’ and ‘neurotic’ of course). But really, this doesn’t even look like she tried. Her dress looks like it’s spewing her innards, she’s wearing librarian tights (as I call them, since those are the tights I find most of the librarians I know wear) and shoes, that although cute, don’t do anything. At least she puts some effort into her other outfits, y’know? At least she tries to be kooky and neurotic and un-matchy. This is just a huge let-down for me.
Friday, August 7, 2009
Katy Perry
Alright, Katy Perry. The next time I have a stain-glass window bedazzling party, I’ll let you know.
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Katy Perry
OOHOOHOO. I think I just went temporarily blind. Let me just look again…WOWIE. It happened again. That is WAY too much color for one…anything. It looks like she ate too many starbursts for lunch and vomited over her suit killer butterflies and poisonous flowers. No one even RELATIVELY NORMAL would wear this. But then again, since when has Katy Perry been even CLOSE to relatively normal?
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