Diane Kruger

So first off, let me say the Kruger was totally ADORABLE in this interview with Letterman. Secondly, I’d like it to be put in notion that Diane looks strangely nice here:

It’s Chanel, so obviously that makes me a little biased towards it. But come on. Those sleeves are a sexy take on keeping your arms warm (although…I’m a bit hesitant on why the backside is black. Was Karl unable to make up his mind, or did he simply figure he’d do something crazy and Kruger would not question him and go along with it?), that little belt is so cute and probably worth millions of dollars in crystals, the mirrored shoulder pads are a little confusing to me but I’m always for creative ideas, and she just looks SO CUTE. Please, NEVER GO AWAY. Even though the Inglourious Basterds press tour is over, please just stay and look cute forever. Thank you.

Face-off: Diane Kurger vs. Angelina Jolie

Alright, so we have it: the Kruger vs. the Jolie. Observe:


Angelina Jolie in tight leather. Um, isn’t that enough to let her win, hands down? Unfortunately not. Yes, the dress is tight and fitting and leather, but let’s face it, it’s a little dull. On the bright side, her fabulous hair and shoes compensate for it. And she’s Angelina Jolie and she’s awesome. Moving on, into the other corner:

Well, I must say Kruger, I am deeply impressed. And concerned. As supremely awesomely sparkly and texture-y her dress is, that is one backline that worries me. I am almost CERTAIN nothing will be hidden when she sits down or bends over in that dress, as pretty as her back is. But I think I’m willing to overlook that because of how much her dress makes me want to do the disco. Although it does sort of remind me of the sparkly fringe used as padding in Easter egg baskets. But she’s the Kruger, and the Kruger can make ANYTHING work, even Easter egg trimming.

Ladies and gents, I think the battle goes to Kruger.