Sigh. Keira, how many times do I have to tell you? Poufing up your lips like a balloon isn’t going to help you at all. You look, I think, very cool and chic and almost like the hippie I once loved so much here. That dress is cool and your accessories are lax, and I’ve learned to live with the hair. So why are you still doing the poufy lip thing?! Are you going to keep doing this when you’re old and shriveled at the age of seventy when your lips will be chapped with a little furry moustache?! Why not just quit while you’re still ahead, eh? Because I can assure you that nobody wants to see this lip for the rest of their lives.
Showing posts with label funky pose. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funky pose. Show all posts
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Keira Knightley
Oi, she’s doing the pouty thing again.
Sigh. Keira, how many times do I have to tell you? Poufing up your lips like a balloon isn’t going to help you at all. You look, I think, very cool and chic and almost like the hippie I once loved so much here. That dress is cool and your accessories are lax, and I’ve learned to live with the hair. So why are you still doing the poufy lip thing?! Are you going to keep doing this when you’re old and shriveled at the age of seventy when your lips will be chapped with a little furry moustache?! Why not just quit while you’re still ahead, eh? Because I can assure you that nobody wants to see this lip for the rest of their lives.
Sigh. Keira, how many times do I have to tell you? Poufing up your lips like a balloon isn’t going to help you at all. You look, I think, very cool and chic and almost like the hippie I once loved so much here. That dress is cool and your accessories are lax, and I’ve learned to live with the hair. So why are you still doing the poufy lip thing?! Are you going to keep doing this when you’re old and shriveled at the age of seventy when your lips will be chapped with a little furry moustache?! Why not just quit while you’re still ahead, eh? Because I can assure you that nobody wants to see this lip for the rest of their lives.
Friday, August 7, 2009
Ashley Tisdale
Haha.
I like how Ashley Tisdale is posing for this as if it were an actual photo shoot. But…dude, she has actual wind in her hair. Where did she get the wind from? Does she carry a mini carry-a-fan-for-me-wherever-I-go man with her at all times? Good idea. Must keep that in mind. Meanwhile, I saw that trailer for the new alien movie she’s in. All I can say is this:
Ha. Nice try.
Ha. Nice try.
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Thakoon and Friend
Don’t you just love it when you see models out and about it real life and off the runway and out of magazines, and yet they still try to pose as if Pierre the hot French gay camera man is calling ‘Make love to ze camera! Oui, oui, zat’s it, dah-link. Juste like zat,’ when in reality they look dizzy and confused and like they’re gonna hurl?
And don’t you just love how short Thakoon is compared to her?
And don’t you just love how short Thakoon is compared to her?
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