Rumer Willis

Um.

Is it just me, or does it look like Rumer Willis’s dress is giving me the finger?

Rumer Willis

Rumer, let's do a quick logic problem, shall we?

This dress would be okay if your boobs were being perky and happy. They’re not. Therefore, deductive reasoning would leave us to decide that this dress is, in fact, NOT a good choice for you. Wonderful, you make quite a good pupil. Now run along home and tell mummy and not-much-older-than-you daddy what you’ve learned.