Rachel Bilson

I am not sure what went wrong here. I'm also not sure if it could've been saved to start with. Apparently, Big Bird was going to band camp and I didn't know about it.

I feel like this would've been really cute if she'd lost the jacket. Really, that jacket is what's really dragging this whole thing down. It's like, one of those items you get at a thrift store just to say you got it at a thrift store. 'I'm so cool because I bought this [insert very ugly and matronly clothing item here] at a thrift store because I'm just economically and fashion savvy. HA.' No, honey. You only go to a thrift store if you NEED to go there, not to be fashionably correct. This looks like it used to belong an 80 year-old piano teacher her conducts the elementary school band on the side, except they couldn't afford really nice and uniforms and Professor Harold Hill is never there when you need him, and so she had to dig around a dusty old drama closet and came up with this. Of course, I'm all for saving money and buying cheap -- you know, I'm the master of sale items. Go straight to the fifty percent off section every time. Whoo! -- but Rachel Bilson, you don't need to go cheapo. You've got money. Tons of it. You were once on the biggest TV show of the time and live with one of the main stars of the Star Wars merchandise. Live it up. Spend on good, quality pieces; not snafus like this.

Rachel Bilson

Well, this is very entertaining. Don’t get me wrong, I actually find that dress very cute. I’d it wear for say, a first date or something. It has a cute retro quality to it and makes me want to rent The Notebook again and weep over Ali’s and Noah’s passionate relationship and whine over how pretty Rachel McAdams is. Now those shoes however, make me want to rent a war movie, Platoon for instance, and do crunches and push-ups while watching Charlie Sheen bumble his way through the jungle, and enjoy the short, if not miniscule, parts with Johnny Depp. Put these two movies together and what do you get? Well, I get Ali breaking up with Noah and getting together with Charlie Sheen, except then he gets sent off to war but Ali sneaks on a plane to go with him except then she’s put in mortal danger and Willem Dafoe jumps in front of her to save her and is shot to death and does that famous throw-arms-up-in-the-air death scene and Ali realizes Charlie Sheen isn’t her knight in shining armor and it turns out Noah also followed the plane so he could keep watch on her and the two make-up and kiss passionately on the battle field right as a nuclear explosion goes off in the background. Oh yes, I know; how romantic. Obviously, you can see these two movies are not meant to be together, just like this dress and those shoes.