Showing posts with label Eva Mendes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Eva Mendes. Show all posts

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Eva Mendes


When I see this photo, I feel a strong urge to pack up my things, buy maracas (no, the instruments), and fly over to Puerto Rico for vacation. I can just see myself now: flower in hair, margarita in hand, dancing to the sounds of congo drums being played by hot men in ruffle shirts…

Oh, I’m sorry. I think I drooled a little. It’s just that that vacation compares much better to the one I’m on now, which consists of a cross-country road-trip with no tourist stops, motels every night, fast food every meal, and looking out the window to see nothing but flat, flat, flat farmland and cows. Whoopee.
This post is really more of an excuse to rant on and on and whine whine whine and complain complain complain about my "vacation". So although Eva looks charming here, this also makes me want to strangle her (in a loving way) for reminding me of the trip I'm on while she's off touring the rest of the amazing world. Thank you very much, Eva. Pardon me as I continue to rest my head against the car window seat and continue my count of the number of grass hills I see.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Eva Mendes

I think I rather like this.


Her dress is actually not architectural modern Calvin Klein gunk (alright, I’m sorry Calvin; you’re never gunk. I am merely irritated by the fact that she almost never wears anything but you) and her hair and make-up really bring out her natural beauty. But I’m gonna be completely honest with you here: my favorite part of this picture is Bradley Cooper staring groggily and sexily (is that even possible?!?!) into the camera. I mean, who isn’t excited for this movie?!?! I can’t WAIT for this movie. I’m gonna be there opening day, purse stuffed with snacks so I won’t have to pay for expensive theater food at hand, and sit down and watch and thoroughly enjoy this movie. I mean, first of all, Justin Bartha is in it. And I don’t know if you know, but I certainly know that I love him ever since he played Riley and National Treasure. Now you’re all nodding your heads and smiling and saying: ‘Ooooh, I know that guy!’ Uh huh. HE is my reason for going. No, that’s not true. The movie actually looks genuinely funny, but he’s also a main reason. And I just realized this post totally veered off course from Eva. Hehe. Sorry, Eva. You still look nice.