Ashlee Simpson (...Wentz)

You know, Ashlee S-W is really starting to get up there with Audrina Patridge:

What is this? Is this even okay for a mom? Let me just like, clarify for you what this mother is wearing:
1. A leather bustier
2. A sparkly mini mini skirt
3. A long necklace that could be used as a sex toy

Is this okay?!?! No!!! She just needs to shape up and get her act together. This is ridiculous. I just…AHIADSFPU*9kedsiflobsyofpJKLSDUF^T&^&OLJKF. I CAN’T EVEN TALK.