What the…ughhhh, what is it with these weird lace-up things that stars always think are cool and hip and okay to wear when they aren’t?!?! It’s like, someone decided one day: “Hey. I’m going to make a really weird and ugly way to tie up someone’s dress, and see how many celebrities go along with it.” Who needs zippers? Because CLEARLY when you have lace-ups that look like a spider-web in the making stamped across your chest, that’s just as suitable as using a zipper.
