Thursday, July 30, 2009

Taylor Swift


HAHAHAHHAHAHAH. TAYLOR SWIFT YOU FAIL. FAILFAILFAILFAILFAIL. Let’s check off our choices, shall we? 10 year olds, white, innocent, floaty and cutesy dress? Check. Signature wavy and never-changing locks? Check. Cowboy boots that make me want to puke and wish she would stop trying to make them into a trend when she’s failing exponentially and should just give up like any other normal person? Check. Oh lo, but what’s this? We have a new friend joining the gang. Headband, group. Group, headband. So what’s it like cutting off her circulation, resulting in her having more and more frequent headache and tattoo marks? I’m just a little upset that she’d stoop so low as to mimic Mischa Barton. She's better than that. Barely, but just a little.

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