Jessica Biel, you’ve got looks. You’ve got curves. Why do you do this to me? Do you enjoy me being tortured by young, pretty women who just can’t seem to dress themselves properly? It looks like your boob is vomiting Kleenex. You have no feet. Your hair is a mess. Come to my house, watch some What Not To Wear with me, and let me help you.
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