Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Taylor Swift


Why is it that whenever Taylor Swift goes out she only seems to wear either summer dresses for five year olds or dresses that are drowned to death in sparkles and glitter and sequins? She just seems incapable of wearing…anything else. And why, oh why, is she trying to have a punk and rock and roll edge when she’s a country singer? OH GOD, you sing songs about boys and praying and first loves and how perfect your love life is, not your angst against the world or how you hate creamy white carrot cakes and unicorns and how the world is such a cruel, dark, sinister place. Live up to your role Taylor. Don’t be playin’ somebody else’s.

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