Kim Kardashian

You know, I was originally going to say this wasn’t an all terrible piece even though the girls are definitely out on the town and it looks like she just won a wrestling match and is wearing the victorious belt trophy, but look closer. Particularly between the crotch area. Is that a…crease? Between her legs? Could it…no…it couldn’t be…but…is it? It is! A JUMPSUIT. Don’t let it fool you; it’s carefully camouflaged into its environment, almost passing off as a dress. But it can’t hide from professional eyes. The only other thing to do now is to quickly grab my ugly jumpsuit net and catch it fast before it runs off into the wilderness.