Thursday, July 30, 2009

Sienna Miller


SIENNA, WHY DO YOU CONSTANTLY AND STUBBORNLY INSIST ON WEARING ALL THIS MAKE-UP?! It makes me angry. You’re so naturally pretty; why hide it with all this stuff? The dress is nice and form-fitting; not enough to make me rant on and on about it, but not enough to make me hate it. It’s nice and boring and fitting, that’s all. Those shoes look to be about five sizes too big though. What did you do, break your old ones so then you had to stop at a rundown metro station and borrow some from your good friend transsexual Tim? Actually, that sounds very you, so I wouldn’t be surprised if you had done that.

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