Friday, July 31, 2009

Lauren Conrad


Here’s Lauren Conrad, doing a perfectly cute and sunny beach-going California girl look. Wait, again? Dude, how many times has she pulled this? I’m almost afraid she’s gonna start pooping surfboarders with blonde dreadlocks and incomprehensible lingo soon. She seriously just needs to stop. And find a new look. Preferably one that doesn’t include a dress my mom wore during her rebel stages in the 70’s, paired with her organic espadrilles made of elephant poop and hemp jackets with tons of righteous patches on them and smelled of hookah.

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